PLUMBING THE DEATH STAR
Why Did God Make Bruce Almighty?
In which our heroes look at Bruce Nolan’s life and wonder why God made him Almighty. We explore Bruce’s first act as good as he cause a municipal water problem, sexually harass a young woman and flat out steal from an upscale clothing store before committing anal based monkey assault on an hispanic youth leader. Twice. Jackson is horrified by the blatant abuse of power, Zammit has his own theory involving Morgan Freeman eating a God brain and Duscher just wants to punch a meteor and die a hero. It’s pure bafflement as we try to understand how God could let most of South East Asia be washed away and several star systems go super nova on the whim of a horny man.
SHUT UP A SECOND
In which out heroes break out of their shells and make some omelettes. In part two of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the best part of a chicken that isn't it's breast, leg or thigh; eggs. We’re walking on eggshells as Jackson ponders what life would be like inside an egg, Zoe refuses to believe the Flinstones was anything other than a documentary and Duscher just wants some post-scrambled eggs. Join the gang as they misunderstand hunger, display a level of general incompetence in terms of egg handling that hasn’t been seen in years and finally leave you with an answer that has been plaguing mankind for eons; what came first, the chicken or the egg?