August 18

What are the Consequences of Mario Kart?

In which our heroes slip on a banana peel and blue shell themselves. It’s Mario’s reign of terror as we try to work out the logistics of organising a go-kart race with your nemesis, your girlfriend who keeps getting kidnapped under your watch, a living fungus and an actual, wild gorilla to name a few. Jackson looks at things from the perspective of a goomba, Duscher brings forth Mario’s clear agreement with Bowser to terrorise his friends every time they have a party and Zammit marvels at Mario’s diabolic genius of making his friends compete to join him on his next adventure. It’s a brightly coloured Mario themed Hunger Games as everyone spends far too much time doing terrible impressions of video game characters.


August 21


In which our heroes take out some greasy meats, a little cheese and some butter from the fridge to make a sandwich. In part one of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the pinnacle of human invention: bread. We go on a carb loaded journey as Jackson decides he wants a condom made entirely of bread so the lady (or man) can have a sneaky nibble between sessions, Zoe envisions a boyfriend made entirely of bread and Duscher just wants some mini-toasts. Join the gang as they try to unmask the secret history of the Earl Sandwich’s attempts at making the perfect lunch time meal, reinvent the calzone and offer bad advice from cosmo involving doughnuts, penises and far too much cinnamon. Listen now.


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Season 3