PLUMBING THE DEATH STAR
What is the Best Fictional Universe to Live in?
In which our heroes don’t care that it’s bigger on the inside, aren’t impressed with how many parsecs you made the Kessel Run in and don’t want to deal with that mutant problem on Earth 616 because there are better fictional universes to live in. We look at the all powerful nature of dance magic, the problem of changing history, and wonder if it's better to be Tom Hanks or just live in the same universe as him. Jackson wins straight off the bat, Zammit accidentally learns two lessons, and Duscher just wants to own a shrimp company. It's a crisis on Infinite Earths as we attempt to insert ourselves into popular fiction with no regard for anyone else.
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SHUT UP A SECOND
In which our heroes roll on up, buy some peanuts, and try and avoid the clowns. We look at the nutritional value of peanuts, the patience of stupid farm folk and the right way to recruit a freak . Jackson wonders about the prerequisites for being a bearded lady (besides the obvious), Zoe creates a terrifying circus of lies and Duscher just wants to impress everyone by eating a whole toffee apple. It's freaks, sideshows, giant dwarfs and a whole collection of horses as we raise the big top and get the circus ready for the greatest show on earth. Sit back and enjoy or we’re going to have to ask you to leave.
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