Ralph A. Attanasia or “Ralph America” as he is sometimes known is a frequent contributor to what is increasingly the chaos of Sanspants. Ralph works as a cake decorator, chocolate sculptor, and illustrator.
Best known to most from his appearances on Cake Boss, Buddy vs Duff, and Chocolate Meltdown: Hersheys After Dark. You can listen to him as a guest on Jackson Baly Spooks America, Shut Up a Second, and Adam’s World of Darkness thing, among others. His diet consists primarily of popcorn. While hardy in captivity when cared for correctly, Ralph is not a pet for a novice keeper. Also, can you lend him twenty bucks? Thanks.